I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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