she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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