this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I seem to have left my pride at pride
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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