I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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