if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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