Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Who died my cat blue again?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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