Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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