Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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