so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
50% drunk capacity currently
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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