Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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