Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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