Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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