I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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