Whod you bang
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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