Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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