so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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