evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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