drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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