Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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