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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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