Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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