How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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