i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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