whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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