There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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