i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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