no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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