508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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