dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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