Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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