Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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