Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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