yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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