Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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