Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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