I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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