I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ttyl tear gas
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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