Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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