I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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