you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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