I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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