seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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