I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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