Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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