Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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