I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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