she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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