In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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