Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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