I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I need to align my fucking chakras
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